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jennifer

jennifer
Female
47 yrs old
United States

jennifer's Interests
General Photography,music, singing, animals, laughter, making people smile.
Music Everything, and not only just from the U.S.
Movies Silent Hill, Dumb and Dumber,Superbad, Pineapple Express, Drag me To Hell{who doesn't love a gyspy who slobbers and tried to kill you?}, Legion, and many many many more...Shaun of the Dead is a favorite, Mirror Mask
Television Just watch Netflix. Love the strange, history, World's Dumbest, The Office, anything real ghost related,Frasier, Reno 911, Big Bang Theory, Oddities , League of Gentlemen, Little Britain, Monty Python etc.
Books Love my Sociology, Psychology, and most schoolbooks not related to Math, Bentley Little and other horror. Sci-fi, crime and comedy.
Heroes Not Entered
jennifer's Details
Status: Divorced
Here for: Shits n Giggles..but more giggles and less shits,please

If you are a bot or scamming people, forget about it. I will school you. You will be served. I will not give you 2 snaps up.You will not pass go.
Orientation: straight
Body type: lardassly voluptous
Ethnicity: warthog
Zodiac: Wiffle bat
Children: GMO generated mutants
Education: Schooled in awesomeness
Occupation: Secretly Queen of the world
Income: 300 trillion gazillion Coke bottle tops a year

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jennifer

Lives in Fort Collins, Colorado United States · Born on June 30, 1969

jennifer's Blurbs

About me:

I am a weird, geeky, moronically funny old lady starting over, trying to get my degree in Psychology.I also have been doing comedy skits for fun and free for my friends' internet radio show for almost 4 years. I am always willing to be a jester to make someone's day better. I am crass, blunt, would love to have a man as an exotic pet that gets me bacon and then goes back in his cage until whatever services are needed.{<---just kidding. I <3 men and have many cool male friends that put up with me}. I am offensive, can not be taken anywhere, and untameable.

Who i'd like to meet :

A man with 2 heads, an alien so I can give him a taste of his own medicine and probe him for answers, a 6 breasted woman~maybe she can loan me 2, she has extras, the wolves which raised some of my exes in the wild,a talking llama or wombat,but not a talking gerbil for he would only want to talk about his shitty life; and anyone with half a brain, sense of humor enough to see I am frickin hilarious and build shrines in their closets for me;anyone that like bacon or has some I can take off their hands;if you were one of the obtuse ones that stood in the wrong line and ended up in the 'Dickhead' one when you began life, then move along to someone that stood in the 'Bitch' line.

I would love to meet more people from all over the world. I am quite good at weeding out the bad apples. My "Delete' finger is rather itchy and pulls the trigger at a moment's notice; if you remain my friend after various cuts, than you are probably awesome and I might send you a plaque commemorating that fact one day.

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Billy Lickwhistle
I don't mind the degree of it's being sick & twisted... as long as it's so
  • June 16, 2013
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Billy Lickwhistle
tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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jennifer
*Poof* you have arrived.Feels like stepping back in time,aye?
  • June 16, 2013
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Billy Lickwhistle
I have stepped back in time... absolutely
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jennifer
Old school. Got random songs shuffled on my media player and I am partying in old lady style.
jennifer
I would say that I need to be taken with a grain of salt, but I taste better with a dollop of sour cream and bacon bits..
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Billy Lickwhistle
seems that here could be ok... now I have two accounts
  • June 16, 2013
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